GOOD MORNING, FRIENDS

A REMEMBERAMBLE, November 28, 2025

If you survived yesterday's dinner, raise your hand. As daddy would say, "we took on a bate." I hope the Lord honors feasting as well as fasting, because I surely feasted yesterday, as many of us did. There have been many myths about overindulging in food, one that is evidently false although it remains a stubborn myth to eradicate is about ancient Rome. It is told that the wealthy would indulge in feasting, and when they had gorged themselves and could not eat more, they would induce vomiting so they could have at it again. We were told that they had special rooms for the practice, called vomitoriums. Recently, historians have sought to debunk those beliefs. As Daddy would say, "I can't say yay nor nay, because I wasn't there." I have told you before that I do not ascribe to beliefs or solid opinions on anything that I cannot know for certain about. "How old is the earth?" I have no idea, I know it was here at least since 1958. "Is there life on Mars?" I do not know, as I have never been there, and the same goes for Uranus. "Does the government control the weather?" I do not know, as they have not consulted me about it, nor have I seen them do it. In fact, I have never been aboard one of those top secret Weather-Mod, invisible, non-chemtrail leaving, Boeing 357 Magnum Jets that they use for that purpose only. "Who killed President Kennedy?" I do not know, I wasn't even watching television when it happened, and was too young to have paid attention to the CIA guys on the "grassy knoll." "Do you believe the government has a freezer full of aliens?" Actually, I do not recall ever looking inside of a government freezer. Now that I think of it, I don't think I ever saw the outside of a government freezer. I wonder if there are aliens in government freezers at Area 51, or at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base near Dayton, Ohio, do they have expiration dates like most frozen stuff? Who knows, well not you or me, for sure.

Here is another "fact" that seems now to be in dispute, and that is that tryptophan in turkeys is what makes us sleepy after Thanksgiving dinner. "Experts" say there is not enough tryptophan in turkey meat to induce drowsiness, saying now it is the complex carbohydrates and other stuff, (trying not to be too awfully technical) that combine to lay us low following the vaunted "turkey day" dinner. What do I think concerning this? I do not know, I am not a "biofoodstuff" chemist, you will need to ask the folks at Keebler. That reminds me about laxatives, which laxative that claimed to, "work gently, naturally while you sleep?" That is like the worst advertising I ever heard of. That is when you least want a laxative to work, not while you sleep, Nope! Speaking of laxatives, let me say this, women are stronger than men, at least their innards are, I am sure. Never ask your wife for one of her "gentle laxative pills, made especially for women," they take like it is candy. It would be better to just kiss a hog that has cholera. Also, never take one of their water pills, if you do, just go have a Foley catheter installed so you can sleep. Oh, and if you got a water pill and lil ole laxative pill from her at the same time, have the catheter installed and wear those astronaut diapers when you go to bed. This here is sage advice I am giving you, so listen up men. Guys, if we don't start paying better attention, women will take over the world. We should never have let them vote, drive, or wear britches. But it is too late now, the genie is out of the bottle.

..... NUMBERS 6: 24-26, KJV

..... we boyz three, babee conway, lil merle, & me

p.s., our daddy was born on this day in 1920