FRANKENBREAD!!

It's alive, it's ALIVE!!

Have you noticed that bread is immortal now? It doesn't go stale, ever! I had a loaf that was months old, and was still fresh, so I was getting somewhat afraid of the bread that never went bad, so I pulled a "Lizzy Borden," upon it with my trusty cub scout ax, dug a hole and buried it.

Three days later, I saw that the hole was empty, and the bread was back on my kitchen counter, and it was completely healed! I have no idea what they do to it to make it live forever, but that seems to be a very bad business plan. Oh, another thing, has Little Miss Sunbeam closed Sunbeam bread down, and retired?

I haven't seen it for sale around here for a while.